a brief list of things Elizabeth never did

• ate dog food (many, many times)
• climbed the steps repeatedly
  
• ate crayons (heck, there were no crayons in the house 4 years ago)
• gnawed on the remote control until the rubber backing peeled off
• splashed in the dog's water
• climbed on the coffee table to bang on the TV
• tried to climb out of the crib before she was one
• shrieked in anger, fists shaking, when something was taken away
• ate a lollipop before she was one

Yeah. We're in for it. I'm sure we'll be adding to the list.